Yep, that’s right, Western world. You have been eating Chinese food wrong your entire life. But don’t feel bad as I too have made the same mistake in thinking that these dishes were the epitome of authentic Chinese cuisine. It wasn’t until I moved to Hong Kong that I learnt these Chinese foods are not actually Chinese at all.
It turns out that the popular “Chinese: dishes beloved in the UK and other Western countries are about as traditionally Chinese as a family pack of Tesco Value spring rolls. Here are five of the biggest culprits:
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1. Prawn Crackers
Prawn crackers served with every meal? Pure fiction. When I first moved to Hong Kong, I sat down in a restaurant and perused the menu, wondering when the waiter was going to bring over a basket of crunchy prawn crackers for me to munch on while I made a decision on what to order.
How long was I waiting? Well, I’m still waiting now…
The closest things I have found to prawn crackers are prawn flavoured crisps on supermarket shelves (and they’re not even cracker-shaped!). They’re not the same and they definitely don’t come with every meal, or with a sweet dipping sauce, or in a white plastic bag on top of the foil containers of your Chinese takeaway.
2. Chow Mein
Chow mein literally means “fried noodles” in Chinese. Therefore, it is technically real Chinese food, but it is used to describe any kind of fried noodles. “Chow Mein” in the style that we eat it as a dish in the West does not exist.
However, there are a million different kinds of fried noodle to choose from: some familiar (Singapore fried noodles, always an excellent choice) and others you that may surprise you (there is a kind of “chow mein” where the noodles come as a hard basket and you pour hot gravy over them to cook them on your plate and it’s heavenly!).
3. Sweet and Sour Chicken
What? I hear you cry, not sweet and sour chicken too! Never fear, the traditional Cantonese sweet and sour dishes do exist in Hong Kong, but just not in the form that you might imagine. Sweet and sour pork or sweet and sour fish are the preferred versions, and rightly so.
I have learnt the hard way that chicken in Hong Kong and China is vastly different from chicken in the West. The meat is often grey in colour, served on the bone and the emphasis is on the fat and skin rather than on white breast meat. Let’s just say it’s an acquired taste…
4. Spare Ribs
Ribs are often on the menu here, but like sweet and sour chicken they are far from the delicious fried ribs in a finger-lickin’ sticky-sweet barbecue sauce you may order at your local Chinese restaurant. Instead, the ribs are often steamed and served in their own juices. Yes, you read that correctly – steamed meat. That’s a thing.
5. Fortune Cookies
You can blame the home of the free and the land of the brave for this one. Fortune cookies were popularised in the US (reportedly fortune cookies were invented in San Francisco or Los Angeles, although some claim fortune cookies originated in Japan). Chinese people think they’re weird.
And those badly translated quotes from Confucius? Also bullshit.
More Chinese foods that are not Chinese
So there you have it! Five typical Chinese dishes you have been stabbing at with chopsticks (before sheepishly asking for a knife and fork) from the local Chinese takeaway or at the all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet all these years without them really being authentically Chinese at all.
This is by no means an exhaustive list. Chinese cuisine is a complex mix of different cuisines: Sichuan, Shanghainese, Shandong, Cantonese, Hunan, Fujian… Just look at a size of China to understand why “Chinese” is a really a huge umbrella term for a wide variety of regional cuisines. It’s like putting French, Scandinavian, Italian, Irish and Greek cuisines under the inadequate and reductive umbrella of “European food”.
Most of the Western, especially British, Chinese foods we are familiar with are actually Cantonese, due to the links between Hong Kong and the UK.
But don’t worry, I also share in your despair and I’m not ashamed to admit that I actually crave Western Chinese food (arguably a separate Chinese cuisine in itself) while living in Hong Kong. Oh, what I’d give for a big plate of yuk sung at The Big Wok in Birmingham!
I hope I can take the bitter taste of disappointment out of your mouth by revealing the five Chinese foods you wish you knew about in another post? Or, you could just order a Chinese tonight safe in the knowledge that your Chinese meals are being catered to your Western taste buds.
Order an extra serving of prawn crackers on me.
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I lived in Hong Kong for five years, teaching English and later working in marketing and publishing. For more HK travel recommendations, you can read my Hong Kong Guide here, filled with lesser-known destinations and local expat insights.
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